* Why are you still wearing black eyeliner around your lips?
* Why does the news always find the most illiterate, no teeth having, just woke up looking, ghetto people to question?
* Why did you think I wouldn’t be able to tell that you put my cold pancakes in the microwave instead of getting fresh ones like I asked?
* Why I miss my nephew?
* Why did you think it was funny that I almost fell down the stairs and died when you pooted in my face?
* Why is it always the one you don’t want that gives you the attention you do want?
* Why does self-pleasure always leave you feeling lonely and mad at the world?
* Why do you always feel like people can look at you and tell that you self-pleased last night?
* Why I wish you would be honest with your feelings?
* Why, why, why?
* Why I can’t wait for honeymoon relations?
* Why did you let me drive from Tennesse to South Carolina and not try to take over the wheel?
* Why I’m ready to move to Charlotte?
* Why I hate filling out job applications and waiting for folks to call?
* Why I am about to press “delete” on some numbers in my phone?
This is Jewells signing out…